These are a collection of quotes I’ve put together about crackheads or that I’ve heard crackheads say. Some people have formally studied crackheads and know them better than me, but I’ve got a “Ghetto PhD” in crackheadology.
You can read about my childhood growing up in the projects here. In the projects, there are a lot of crackheads. In fact, crackheads are integral to the ghetto experience and economy.
You can read about my experiences with crackheads here.
For further crackhead insight, you can read my lesson on how to develop crackhead-like hustle here.
There are also the legendary Ten Crack Commandments that I’ve broken down for you to apply to your life and business.
If you told me that you grew up in the hood but you never dealt with crackheads, I’d know that you were lying. Crackheads and the ghetto go together like cocaine and baking soda.
This list of crackhead quotes is divided into original crackhead quotes from me and crackhead quotes from other people. I hope you are entertained and leave with something of value.
Ed Latimore original crackhead quotes
Everybody want crackhead work ethic. Nobody wanna smoke no damn crack. (Tweet it)
Crackheads hustle 4 days straight to get a rock. No sleep and no food. You ever work that hard for something? Don’t get outworked by a crackhead. (Tweet it)
Note: **This tweet is my most popular crackhead tweet of all time. Some people claim that I have stolen it, but I actually reposted it after I accidentally deleted all of my tweets. The tweet was so popular that people printed it out and sent it to people. Here is one such photo with timestamp evidence. I challenge you to find a crackhead hustle post dated earlier than this.
A crackhead is always stuck between a rock and a hard place. (Tweet it)
A crackhead with no good stories is bad at being a crackhead. (Tweet it)
If you can afford Onlyfans, you can afford a crackhead that’ll do anything for 5 bucks. (Tweet it)
Hell knoweth no fury like a crackhead denied crack. (Tweet it)
No one ever smoked crack planning to become a crackhead. There’s a lesson in that. (Tweet it)
Two types of people:
Those who crack under pressure and those who smoke crack under pressure. (Tweet it)
I once saw a crackhead get shot 6 times. He shook the bullets out of his scales then levitated out of the gas station with some chicks EBT card. Cops ain’t even bother chasing him because it was a full moon and they’re basically indestructible in that part of the lunar cycle. (Tweet it)
You ain’t catchin’ no crackhead. (Tweet it)
No one works like an addict who’s channeled that shit into constructive pursuits. Crackhead hustle without the crack. (Tweet it)
Some of y’all ain’t ever bought some hot appliances from a crackhead and it shows. (Tweet it)
I’ll never try crack because I don’t want to risk loving something so much that I’d put another man’s penis in my mouth to get some more of it.
Everyone thinks they want crackhead work ethic until they’ve been up for two days and it’s bump or drop–and dropping ain’t an option. (Tweet it)
Halloween wasn’t Halloween in the hood if a crackhead didn’t snatch at least one person’s bag in the crew. (Tweet it)
Everybody wanna be a crackhead until some real pipe hitters show up. (Tweet it)
Don’t smoke blunts you didn’t personally watch get rolled. (Tweet it)
Coke will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no coke. (Tweet it)
Everything has a street value. (Tweet it)
As long as that mouth work, you’ll never be broke. (Tweet it)
Just because you can smoke it doesn’t mean that you should smoke it. (Tweet it)
Crackhead quotes from others
“When your landlord’s addicted to crack, that means you *gotta* have the rent”—Dave Chappelle
“That goddamn credit? Dead it! You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!“—Notorious B.I.G.
“Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.”—Chris Rock
“Say what you want about the crackheads, but when they’re hard up for a fix, they are good workers. This guy raked my entire yard with a fork in 11 minutes.”—Mark Gross
“You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, OK? I’ve never heard a crack dealer go, ‘Man, how am I going to get rid of all this crack? It’s just piled up in my house.’”—Chris Rock
“Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack.”—Viper
“All fiends ain’t crackheads all crackheads don’t do fiend shit.” —Waynesworld
“Trap house ain’t no trap house without crackheads”—K Phils